Fun Blog

A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets. “Who’s the other ticket for?” the ticket girl asked. “For my pet chicken.” He said, pointing to the bird. “I’m sorry,” the girl tells him, “but we don’t allow animals in the theater.” The man [...]

You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You lick your coffeepot clean. You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there. Your [...]