A small Mexican boy went into the kitchen where his mom was baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says: “Mamita, look at me – I’m a white boy!” His mom slaps him in the face and says: “Dios mio, you must be joking, go show [...]
A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, “Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.” “Well, how much does a brain cost?” asked the relatives. “For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000,” replied the doctor. Some of the younger male relatives tried [...]
