Two guys are out hunting deer… The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to the sky.” “No,” the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!” the first guy says. “Oh,” says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, pointing to a far ridge, the first guy says, “Did you see [...]
A jokes fun club. All the jokes are catalogued and the old members know their numbers. An old member says: – Nine! All laugh. Another member: – Sixty! General laugh. A newbie, first time in one session, saw that’s enough tell the number of a joke, decides to try: – Sixteen! Absolute silence. Nobody laugh. [...]
A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world’s first professional. The doctor said, “It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helped with the world’s first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve, the first woman?” “No,” said the rabbi. ”It must have [...]
