A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they’d have to drastically alter their life-style. “If you’ll just learn to cook,” he said, “we can fire the chef.” “Okay,” she said. “And if you learn how to make love, we can [...]
After spending all day watching football, Harry fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the whole night in the chair. In the morning, his wife woke him up. “Get up dear,” she said, “it’s 20 to seven.” He awoke with a start and said, “In who’s favor?”
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help. He said “Adam, I’ve decided to make you a woman. She’ll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you.” Adam said “Great! How much will she cost me?” The answer came back, “An arm and [...]
