Archive for May, 2008

Only three doors

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and […]

Modern watter falling

Thanks Emily for the picture!

50 Ways to Get Rid of Your Blind Date

Accuse your date of espionage.

Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well in fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.

Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.

Ask your date how much money they have with them.

At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak […]