Archive for March, 2008

Selling war insurance

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.
It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance [...]

To BEer or not to BEer

A man walks into a bar, orders the bartender for two beers. He continues this for several nights and the bartender got a bit curious.
The bartender walks up to him and asks “Sir, why do you always [...]

Just a doctor

Many people are in line at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter is processing them very slowly. After a while, a man with a doctor’s bag walks past everybody, nods to St. Peter and walks in.
One irate man walks up to St. Peter and says, “How come that doctor gets to go in while the [...]