Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in [...]
A man walks into a bar, orders the bartender for two beers. He continues this for several nights and the bartender got a bit curious. The bartender walks up to him and asks “Sir, why do you always ask for two drinks?” The man replies, “I used to come here with my best friend but [...]
Many people are in line at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter is processing them very slowly. After a while, a man with a doctor’s bag walks past everybody, nods to St. Peter and walks in. One irate man walks up to St. Peter and says, “How come that doctor gets to go in while [...]
