If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to [...]
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and it’s obvious, by the silence, that they don’t get along.
After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: “I don’t like Chinese.”
The First Officer replies: “Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?”
“Your people [...]
A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, “Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!”
The doctor asks, “Were you ever a Blonde?”
“Yes, I was.” she replies. “Why do you ask?”
The doctor answers, [...]
