Archive for February, 2008

Communication skills

There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose  whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. [...]

All are the same

An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the  First Officer is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and  it’s obvious, by the silence, that they don’t get along. After thirty  minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: “I don’t like Chinese.” The First  Officer replies: “Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why [...]

Blonde at the doctor

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, “Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!” The doctor asks, “Were you ever a Blonde?” “Yes, I was.” she replies. “Why do you ask?” [...]