If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a […]
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
“Hello?”
“Hello, is this the FBI?”
“Yes. What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report my neighbor John Doe! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Doe’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, […]
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest, “I had an affair with a woman… almost.”
The priest says, “What do you mean almost?”
The man says, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together but then I stopped.”
The priest replies, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to go near […]
