Presidents on Titanic
If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, and Bill Clinton are on the titanic.
When it starts to sink Carter yells, […]
Archive for January, 2008
Waiting for Sally
There is a guy. His favorite bar is called ‘Sally’s Legs’.
The bar is closed, so he waits outside for it to open.
He was waiting a long time and a […]
Top Ten Things You Never Hear In Church
Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew.
I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the […]
