Presidents on Titanic
Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, and Bill Clinton are on the titanic. When it starts to sink Carter yells, “Quick, save the women and children!” Nixon: “Screw the women and children” Clinton: “Do we have time?”
Archive for January, 2008
Waiting for Sally
There is a guy. His favorite bar is called ‘Sally’s Legs’. The bar is closed, so he waits outside for it to open. He was waiting a long time and a cop got suspicious, came over to him, and asked, “What are you doing?” The guy replies, “I’m waiting for ‘Sally’s Legs’ to open so [...]
Top Ten Things You Never Hear In Church
Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf. I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists. I volunteer to be the [...]
