Archive for 2008

Might As Well

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home.” Well, the boss likes the kid so he gives him a job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down […]

Question & Answer About Lawyers

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid […]

Why Tech Support Hate Their Jobs

Tech support guys have to deal with lot of silly people. Following are some true conversation recorded . Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one… ——————————————————————————– Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, but it’s really stuck. […]

Excuses Drivers Make After Car Accidents

“A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.” “The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.” “I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.” “Coming home, I drove […]

How To Avoid A Speeding Ticket

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?” The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.” “You don’t have one?” The man responds, “I lost […]

I need it to poison my husband

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacists eyes got big and […]

Top 18 ways to confuse Santa Claus

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3. Leave him a note, explaining that you’ve gone away for the holidays. Ask […]

Santa Claus Jokes

Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him! (that’s one of Santa’s favourite jokes! *HO! Ho! ho!*) Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays? At a Ho-ho-tel! What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday? “Freeze a jolly good fellow!” What does Santa put on his toast? “Jingle […]