A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home.” Well, the boss likes the kid so he gives him a job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down [...]
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid [...]
Tech support guys have to deal with lot of silly people. Following are some true conversation recorded . Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one… ——————————————————————————– Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, but it’s really stuck. [...]
