Archive for 2007

Santa Claus with sexy babe

Santa Claus with sexy babe

Billing

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out […]

Santa Claus is coming

Santa Claus is coming    

A Democrat High In The Air

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man consulted his portable […]

Osama Letter to George Bush

After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive,” Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he […]

Ode to Me by George W Bush

Ode to Me by George W. Bush, Poetizer Poor people aren’t necessarily killers. Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment. Eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class. See, the Senate wants to take away some […]

Backflip gone wrong

Backflip gone wrong? Or this guy are very stupid? What do you think?

Chinese Coke / WoW commercial

Chinese Coke / WoW commercial